Sunday, October 3, 2010
Day 463 of my captivity
For 463 days I have been held captive inside of this "Serviced living facility", while it doesn't sound as daunting a place as say a prison cell it is no less. My captors have chosen words to make "us" the captives feel at home and lead us to believe that we have a choice in our living arrangements, we do not. Inside my cell, I am forced to watch the National Geographic Channel repeatedly, it is surely a form or either propaganda or brain washing! I find it hard to believe that my captors could not find a way to offer more than the 20 channels. Actually it's more like 19 channels because the Diva channel doesn't even count as watchable television in my book. To further weaken my willpower and resolve my captors have surrounded this prison with hundreds upon hundreds of shopping malls, all within view of my cell, with nothing I can afford. Lastly, my captors have mocked my national origin and left me malnourished in one overwhelming and cruel act of torture. To both spite the American celebration of Halloween and keep me malnourished my captors have been serving food to the captives with the Heads, Eyes and Fingers still attached after cooking! Some of us have chosen, to stand strong and not allow them to mock Halloween by serving us food that scares the shit out of us. We will prevail, I am planning an escape that is all I can say at this point.
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Gotta love when my husband hijacks the blog! All jokes everyone.
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